cum shorts
A "special" pair of shorts that often reside under the bed used to mop up after jerking off. There are also cum socks, cum tees and blow rags.
cum shorts by Funko March 18, 2009
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Cum Up Short
That annoying scenario when you're wanking to a great porno, a good scene comes on, and decide now is the time to go for it. So you get to the vinegar strokes......only for the scene, at that crucial moment, to cut to a far better, hornier one! Thus missing out on an even more intense knee-trembler.
It's one of life's great disappointments.
It's one of life's great disappointments.
Cum Up Short by joz8968 June 5, 2018
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cumshots
A drink made at parties(usualy with a sexual theme). To make cumshots u need either one male with alot of buildup or alot of guys(depending on how many attendants). the males them proceed to fill shot glasses with their loads(jizz, jizm, sperm, cum, semen, ext.). After filling the desired amount about half way, you fill the rest of the glass with vodka, white rum, gin or any other clear liquor. Then line them up for the females.(Best served chilled)
cumshots
Somebody who is obsessed with getting girls pics in chat rooms, and always thinks cybering is the best form of communication. Named after i2hub.com member ucsdhotshots.
cumshots by Slicky Tricky Damon February 25, 2005
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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