Ladies always cum first 

During intercourse the male will at all costs make his female partner cum before him even if it takes several hours!!!

Man#1: My girlfriend's mad at me for cuming before her.

Man#2: Dude ladies always cum first.

Ladies always cum first by ]|[ T-GAW March 3, 2011

first to cum fight 

A one-on-one sexual contest intended to test skill and self control, consisting of mutual stimulation till the winner makes the loser cum.

After privately beating all her male and female partners, Helen went pro and engaged the first to cum fight challenge sponsored by Miami's strip clubs.

first to cum fight by Valis Garcia September 16, 2006

cum fiesta 

Usually means cum or semen in massive amounts.

Holy shit I sprayed it all over her face! It was like a fuckin' cum fiesta!

cum fiesta by Brayne N/A July 16, 2005

Cum Fiesta 

When you drop a huge load its a Cum fiesta.

"Holy shit I sprayed it all over her face! It was like a fuckin' cum fiesta!"or "Wow my room smells like a Cum fiesta."

Cum Fiesta by titotitititit April 24, 2006

cum fiesta 

Largely similar to standard masturbation, but presumably more vigorous and, well, festive. Think of it as the Memorial Day of auto-eroticism.

You guys have a good time tonight, I'm just going to stay here, watch the O'Reilly factor, maybe later have a cum fiesta.

cum fiesta by Finneagan Cyril von Vandehagan August 7, 2006

Cum Fiesta 

A lot of cum, like so much cum, cum everywhere. All you can taste is cum, all you can see is cum, hell you can even hear the cum. Also a typical reference when referring to a Bob Sutton defense.

Dylan could hardly walk after his all night encounter with Brendan’s shlong; it’s clear that they engaged in a Cum Fiesta.

Cody: “WOW the Kansas City Chiefs’ defense is really shitty.”
Brendan: “Bob Sutton really knows how to be apart of a Cum Fiesta.”

Cum Fiesta by JoceyJoce November 5, 2018