The sex toy version of the cucumber. The dildo of choice for those vegetable-loving ladies who during “man-drought” prefer to slake their libidinous thirst not with a banana, but rather with the cooler and considerably more dilatory cucumber.

She could hardly get to the vegetable compartment fast enough, such was the urge to pleasure herself. There it was - 8 inches of thickest greenest cumcumber. She returned to her bed. She peeled down its plastic wrap from the blunt tip and removed it. She lay back and hiked up her shirt. This was going to be one of those nights!

cumcumber by Epigenie1 December 18, 2009

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Cucumber Thunder

The sexual noise created when the man's nuts simultaneously 'slap' the receiver's (male or female) ass cheeks.

Man my neighbor was really going at it last night, I could hear the cucumber thunder from across the floor.

Cucumber Thunder by DNW... December 11, 2012

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cucuy

EL Cucuy is a Mexican urban legend. Legend says it that once upon a time a father was really angry at his kids for misbehaving. As a matter of punishment, he decided to lock his kids in his closet to learn their lesson. After a while, he decided to go to town and run some errands but he forgot to take his kids out of the closet. When he came back from the town he saw that his barn and his house caught on fire which killed the kids and the father was cursed. In disbelief, he decided to look for his kids in many closets. It has been years from look for his kids and started growing an appetite for them. Now he hunts kids and hides in closets at night waiting for the right moment to pounce.

Or the definition is A Mexican legend often used for misbehaved children saying that he will get them at night if they don't behave. Also, legend has it that whoever hears the true legend will catch a glimpse of him at night, SLEEP WELL.

EL Cucuy te va llevar al bosque y comerte si no te comportas.
The Cucuy will take you to the forest and eat you if you don't behave.

cucuy by THEKIDWHOLIESURBANLEGENDS August 29, 2017

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cucumber satan

FRIKKIN SATANS INCARNATION IN THE FORM OF A CUCUMBER-HAIRED 6 YEAR OLD (aka Monaca Towa from the game "Danganronpa Another Episode: Ultra Despair Girls")

Person 1: Who's your favorite Danganronpa character?

Person 2: hmm...I really like Monaca Towa

Person 1: Aw man really?! I freaking hate that cucumber satan!!

cucumber satan by Rantarouamami February 17, 2017

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