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The sex toy version of the cucumber. The dildo of choice for those vegetable-loving ladies who during “man-drought” prefer to slake their libidinous thirst not with a banana, but rather with the cooler and considerably more dilatory cucumber.
She could hardly get to the vegetable compartment fast enough, such was the urge to pleasure herself. There it was - 8 inches of thickest greenest cumcumber. She returned to her bed. She peeled down its plastic wrap from the blunt tip and removed it. She lay back and hiked up her shirt. This was going to be one of those nights!
by Epigenie1 December 18, 2009
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What a cucumber is called when you plan on fucking it.
Thank goodness for those ice-cold cumcumbers I keep stocked in the fridge or I'd never get laid!
by bumbaleena July 02, 2011
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A talking butterfly. Most commonly seen when you are high on dope, but can sometimes be seen after smoking terrible weed.
"Is that what I think it is?" Mr. Happy asked.
"OH MY GOD, A CUMCUMBER!" Mr. High answered.
"Be my friend..." the Cumcumber lures.
by Miss Happy January 08, 2009
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