dane cooks padded cement truck and when he drives his friends are in back spinning. and he feeds them watermelon jolly ranchers. cuz watermelon is teh best kind of jolly rancher and if you say its not and green apple is i will stab you in the jaw.
Dane Cook's cement truck with padded cement drum for his friends to roll around in whilst eating watermelon Jolly Rancher candies. Dane custom made the 40" rims on the CT2004 in his basement out of aluminum foil and ornaments. Makes Dane feel like a BAMF while driving it.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.