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Cryptonaire

A person that is a early adopter (no later then 2011) in bitcoin that successfully diversified their portfolio into other digital assets (cryptocurrencies) that are now worth millions or even billions of dollars. These individuals are also known as "whales" that create waves in the market.
Bob spent his lunch money on bitcoin in 2010, and now he is a cryptonaire.
Cryptonaire by Semi-True October 28, 2017
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Cryptonise 

Speaking to someone in a cryptic manner causing them to become confused and as a consequence they then unveil their ultimate weakness. This word originates from the word kryptonite which is superman’s ultimate weakness - obvs.
Alphy always tries to cryptonise me so that he can find out my ultimate weakness. It doesn’t work, as I invented the word!!
Cryptonise by Son Yin no G Hine January 18, 2021

CryptoNight 

CryptoNight's abbreviated Algorithm is known as {CN} for the illiterate that say things like to the moon but cannot afford Bitcoin so they make and mine this stuff on mommy's computers.

It's just a knockoff of the "Bitcoin" Crypto Currency which promoted Security but they were continuously hacked; mandating more frequent updates so they're converting to some other tweakers RandomX Algo.. and pay the hackers to hack vaulnerability. These and some other Altcoins both sometime known as Shitcoins might even blanket an extra security layer over the market as technology progresses. They'd better first wrap a security blanket around their Genesis block forks though.

So go be like them and be the millennial your meant to be by getting yourself ahead with some Crypto Currency and digital assets
Vegged out on some CryptoNight.

The CryptoNight Algobrah is just a Cryptorgy of an asset needing better protection. Like they say though Double Up
CryptoNight by UrbanTuner December 28, 2019

Cryptonaire

An abbreviation of crypto millionaire, crypto billionaire or crypto trillionaire. Cryptonaire refers to a wealthy person whose wealth comes solely from investing in cryptocurrencies.
After investing in cryptocurrencies for years he succeeded into becoming a cryptonaire.

cryptozygotic 

of mysterious or unknown pre-embryonic origin.
As, little is known of the nature of divine sperm, we can only conclude that the messiah was of cryptozygotic origin
cryptozygotic by sacrificenwa October 3, 2011

Asap crypton

A guy who looks like a Minecraft skeleton and eats hot pockets for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
Asap crypton is a skeleton
Asap crypton by Repeat August 26, 2021

crapronym 

an acronym (series of letters that represents multiple words that are frequently used together) that ignores a word or uses a letter other than the first in a word, so that it may sound better. A crapronym may also use a commonly ignored word such an article.
Acronym: nuclear magnetic resonance (NMR) - uses every word
Crapronym: selection of ligands by exponential enrichment (SELEX) - uses both "e" and "x" from "exponential' and ignores "enrichment"