Crybanging

When a song has beautiful lyrics or chords, to the point of making you cry. But then the drop is so heavy, that you want to headbang. So you simultaneously cry and headbang at the same time.

Man, that new illenium song had be crybanging the whole time!

Crybanging by ashyy_07 August 1, 2019

Crybanging

The art of Headbanging and Crying when listening to some thing heavily beautiful

I was Crybanging so hard when I went to see Illenium the other day

Crybanging by KennTheSky August 1, 2019

crybating 

The act of masturbation brought on by a sudden feeling of sadness. Crybating is commonly found after an unexpected breakup or divorce.

Aaron was pretty messed up after his breakup he is still crybating over her three weeks after she dumped him!

crybating by Titanfan January 20, 2011

crybating 

Crybating is a sexual act perform by an individual, were one masterbates while crying and using their tears as lube.

His girlfriend broke up with him. he'll be up crybating all night long.

crybating by Master crybater November 4, 2013

Crybating 

To crybate or preform the act of crybating is when a person is so depressed they need to masturbate to give themselves small serotonin and dopamine boosts in order to get in a better headspace.

I will be at home all weekend crybating so I don’t end up committing suicide.

Crybating by Mustard Bandit September 5, 2021

crybating 

crying and masturbating at the same time

I have no life and girls dont like me, im going to start crybating for an hour

crybating by ENAKENAK August 18, 2008

Crybabyism 

A philosophy where one does their best to have their feelings easily hurt, often by trivial matters i.e. the philosophy that has its adopters attempt to strive towards rectopathic mastery.

Ashford is a rectopathic master -- a paragon for those who practice crybabyism.

Crybabyism by MaxwellMurdoch December 10, 2020