crustini 

Dried semen left on the face of a female after a night of hard drinking.

Hey Jerry, did you see Becky this morning? She had huge patch of crustini on her face, I wonder if it was Steve's.

crustini by Chicken McBloodybutthole October 14, 2005

Crustina 

A Cristina who is super crusty. 9/10 times has a big forehead and got thicc.

Person 1: Who is that new girl?
Person 2: She looks like a Crustina

Crustina by ms paiz May 30, 2019

Crustianity 

Crustianity is the original name for the religion that is now known as Christianity. As they are now, the Crustianity clergy of the time were all called Ninjas. Even though the Ninjas are a very moral and loving people, some corruption began in the church. A few powerful, yet mentally deranged members of the church were caught molesting young boys. These child molesters wanted to keep this a secret to continue these disgusting acts, but the Ninja council discovered their plan and banned them from Crustianity forever. Soon after their excommunication from the noble church, these men started their own church. They used the already established stories of Jeebus Crust and Crustianity to form a new religion. They changed the holy name of Jeebus Crust to Jesus Christ and created their child molesting religion of Christianity, where the clergy could continue to molest young boys in secret.

Crustianity is just as ridiculous as your religion.

Crustianity by Jeebus Crust October 13, 2007

crustified dibbs

One of the illest emcees to step out of LI. responsible for such classics such as cunt renaissance , statchy ,50,000 heads & every record label sucks dick

Crustified dibbs was banned from the jive office brought a chick with a two foot vibrator up to rawkus

crustified dibbs by Infected dick January 21, 2007

CRUSTIVITY 

Levels or degrees of being 'crusty' (salty, pissy, extremely angry or generally in a bad mood).

Wow, who pissed in Jason's Wheaties? He's reached a whole new level of CRUSTIVITY today!

Man, what's up with you? You are marinating in CRUSTIVITY this evening!

CRUSTIVITY by YO-HO August 22, 2009

crustification 

Noun
1. an illness
2. pertaining to, or having a lot of crust
3. dirty, old, raggedy

Noun:
-She suffers from crustification.
-The short young man had a severe form of crustification.

Adverb:

-The girl walked crustily down the street.

Past:

-The man had crustified turd on his brand new sneakers.

Adjective:

-The crusty girl had a weave that resembled a dirty, old, used mop.

crustification by hiiiii:) May 27, 2011

Crustinator 

A crustinator is a tool used for the farming of bum crust. It is like a bread knife in that regard. When acquiring one make sure it's not sharp, as that may hurt yout bumhole. It doesn't just have to be used for the farming of bum crust but make sure you clean it before using it for any other practices.

Person 1: Hey (Person 2) did you get your Crustinator yet, I really need to farm my crust, it has been accumulating for 1 1/2 years now!
Person 2: Yes, I did receive it yesterday, but I need too farm first, and remember to clean it for the best possible results!

Crustinator by =-O November 6, 2018