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Vampire Creativity 

A marketing term used to describe advertisements with overly-developed creative themes. Viewers remember the commercial, but not the product or service it's for.
"Hey did you see that commercial where the guy has to work with an office full of monkeys?"

"Yeah that was hilarious! What was that for again?"

"Dude, I have no idea."

(In reference to CareerBuilder.com's vampire creativity)

Chronic Creativity 

You don't come down with it, you come up with it.
Does that guy have ADHD or something? No he suffers from Chronic Creativity.

Crustianity 

Crustianity is the original name for the religion that is now known as Christianity. As they are now, the Crustianity clergy of the time were all called Ninjas. Even though the Ninjas are a very moral and loving people, some corruption began in the church. A few powerful, yet mentally deranged members of the church were caught molesting young boys. These child molesters wanted to keep this a secret to continue these disgusting acts, but the Ninja council discovered their plan and banned them from Crustianity forever. Soon after their excommunication from the noble church, these men started their own church. They used the already established stories of Jeebus Crust and Crustianity to form a new religion. They changed the holy name of Jeebus Crust to Jesus Christ and created their child molesting religion of Christianity, where the clergy could continue to molest young boys in secret.
Crustianity is just as ridiculous as your religion.
Crustianity by Jeebus Crust October 13, 2007

creativity 

Playfulness
playing childishly with obvious, known or old information and ideas can produce something new and great. This is creativity. It is the engine of imagination and the keel of not just science and art, but all intelligence, problem solving and dealing with life in general. Every child is born creative. Its our key challenge to help our kids preserve their creativity into adulthood.
creativity by johnisnow March 20, 2009

Super Rainbow of Creativity 

An aura of creative awesomeness that surrounds a person when trying to be unique and think outside of the box. Usually a blend of colorfulness and takes the shape of a rainbow. Influenced by Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory.
C'mon man, where's your super rainbow of creativity?!

creativity 

what this world is in need of
man, the radio sucks, the tv sucks, video games are starting to suck, my grandma sucks

can we die now?
creativity by DIdotFMlover May 22, 2005