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Rusty Crustacean 

The Rusty Crustacean is a sexual act where; a female lays on her back and her partner puts their thumb inside the vagina and four remaining fingers inside the anus of the female. Then, the partner squeezes their fingers together (reenacting the movement a crustacean's claws make when closing) causing fluctuation of the vaginal and anal region of the female. Maximum pleasure is promised if performed correctly.
Dude, I totally gave Candice the ol' Rusty Crustacean last night... She loved it.
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Crustaceous Cheapskate 

Someone so greedy that even Spongebob snaps
LISTEN HERE YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE, SQUIDWARD'S BEEN LIVING IN MY HOUSE DRIVING ME CRAZY AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?

cromance 

Noun: a meaningful friendship or relationship developed during the Coronavirus COVID-19 Pandemic.

A friendship that may be based on chat or zoom, or caused by forced isolation together.

Often the sort of friendship which helps people see the best in the world during a dark time. A friendship that helps you see the best in you, and let’s you see the best in them. A friendship that you know will last forever.... probably like f***ing COVID-19.

Verb: The act of wooing or building a close bond during Coronavirus lockdown.

Cromantic. Adjective, conducive to or alluding to a coronavirus based friendship.
“Hey dude, you chatting to that chic?”
“Yeh man, we got a little cromance going on.”

During quarantine, Sarah moved in with her boyfriend. They had a whirlwind cromance.

“Hey you wanna Zoom date tonight babe, time for some cromance?”
“Oh, babe, you’re so cromantic”
cromance by Countdown July 28, 2020

cousmance 

a cousmance is a close friendship with your cousin. used comparatively to bromance.
the cousmance between Cori and Haley is so strong because they are bcfs; they are the coolest.
cousmance by cori*c July 13, 2009

crotch crustacean 

(n.) a pubic louse; the crabs.
I contracted a case of the crotch crustaceans from the trousers I purchased at the Salvation Army Thrift Store. Of course the old lady just ain't buying it...

vagina crustaceans 

when you have sex and your intercourse partner cums on you're vaginal area and you forget to clean up and it dries up and stays on your vagina and it hardens into a crust
tabitha: omg i got so drunk last night i woke up with vagina crustaceans

katie: OMgggggg sameeeeee

cruddance 

"The worst thing", but with more severity and vulgarity.

cf: crapness

Also used as an exclamation, in place of a swear word.
We'll have to get up at 5; but the cruddance is that we won't be seeing a bed again for 48hrs!

Cruddance! I just stepped on a cactus.
cruddance by JWBPhayz July 22, 2009