crunchster 

A combination of crunchy, granola, hippie with hipster overtones. An eco-hipster.

Minneapolis is full of bike-riding, organic food-loving, tattooed, disaffected crunchsters with great taste in music.

crunchster by yoursaladisready September 29, 2009

Custard Cruncher 

BBC Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills. He takes it upon himself to ruin people's September by playing "All I want for Christmas is you".

Get off my radio you custard cruncher. You should be suspended.

Custard Cruncher by custard001 September 26, 2018

Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher

A racist term against the English.

See also:
Crumpet Cruncher
Tooth Tarnishing Twat

those damn tooth tarnishing crumpet crunchers are stealing our land again

Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher by The Insult Man May 19, 2021

taco-cruncher 

A contemptuous term for anyone Hispanic or half Hispanic.

You don't belong here taco-cruncher

taco-cruncher by VibezXD May 22, 2023

mud crunchers

Another term for infantry.

Sgt.Random:Basicaly, we're mud crunchers.

Recruit:come again?

*boots the recruits face

Sgt.Random:where's the "sir"?

mud crunchers by sir mix-alot September 1, 2007

taco-cruncher 

taco-cruncher or tacocruncher is a slur towards hispanics or people who are half hispanic.

White Man: Yoo what's up my taco-cruncher!!

Hispanic Man: Yoo shut the fuck up, gringo!!!

taco-cruncher by KillYourselfKYS June 6, 2023

nad cruncher

Any act which causes force to be emitted to the male genitalia area. ie; foot, punch, knee, pole, baseball, pole, etc. resulting in pain and sudden movement of hands to the affected area. Usually followed by groans of pain and simultaneous laughter.

While Josh was talking with Jonathan, Jeremy ran up and gave Josh a solid nad cruncher to the nuts.

nad cruncher by Jd Mustain February 21, 2010