by author unknown June 14, 2004
by bloodymary May 24, 2004
cruddie - A jealous fankled biatch who resides in the darkside playing 13 yr old games with other 13 yr old fankled biatches.
by Ms. Hott June 25, 2004
by ELT🦄💫 July 7, 2018
Musical composition intended on being poorly written/performed , most often with a humorous subject. Although the concept has been around forever, the phrase "cruddies" was invented by the Markhams in the 1960s.
The Markhams created cruddies to make fun of strange neighbors and kids at school. Now anyone or anything is liable to become a subject of a cruddie.
by rrrrrribrobTIMMAY May 12, 2007
To be the most ugly fugly kid that has crustigitus all over his body, uses others names in vein, and is named Raiceipoo. This person also probably never been to the dickens for abot tree fiddy
by uglyfuglycrustigitis March 22, 2017
Some dude who has studied a martial art (such as karate), and therefore thinks he is really bad ass, but then some bully comes along, tackles him, and punches his face in. Funny, because it sounds like "Karate Kid".
Simon took up a stance and told Jake to back off or he would have to teach him a lesson. I think he said something like "Get lost or I'll give you a free karate lesson, whether you like it or not." Jake, voted MVP on the wrestling team, beat the fuck out of that twit! What a CRUDDY KID!
by Cry Chain Cane December 8, 2006