crown jewels 

Royal "gems" which hang between a man's legs; women's second favorite toys...

The best fringe benefit for Princess Kate is getting to play with Prince William's "crown jewels"!!!

crown jewels by Stephanie6977 November 7, 2011

crown jewels 

uk slang for penis and balls.
Because they are a guarded treasure.

he got kicked in the crown jewels

crown jewels by chow yung fat June 24, 2003

Crown Jewels 

UK slang for a man’s testicles

Poor Steven was kicked right in the Crown Jewels by his wife when she caught him in bed with another woman.

Crown Jewels by Turkeyonabagel September 24, 2020

Crown Jewels Heist 

Getting your dog neutered

Fido has been a right little pussy since the Crown Jewels Heist

Crown Jewels Heist by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Crown Jewel 

JP from Knotts Scary Farm.

JP is the crown jewel of haunt.

Crown Jewel by Scoonburry November 19, 2006

crown joules 

A royal treasure so highly valued dat you'll so totally get da electric chair if you're caught while attempting to steal it.

If you wanna avoid da "crown joules" while touring da Tower of London, you should TAKE only a GOOD LOOK, not try to TAKE any of the exhibits themselves.

crown joules by QuacksO April 17, 2022

Crown Jewel 

The absolute very best of something. Typically, an adjective that refers to something that is the best it can possibly be based on qualities of being exceptional or nothing but the best.

My professor is the crown jewel of the English department; she's the very best and the most knowledgeable.
The Vespa Granturismo Vintage is the crown jewel of scooters.
Jordans are the crown jewel of the sneaker world.

Crown Jewel by juxtapositionofsouls May 14, 2024