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The fluid resulting from punching the clown.
I was punching the clown and I got clown juice all over my monitor.
by Joe May 06, 2004
A lousy, girly, or otherwise ridiculous drink ordered at a bar by a heterosexual male.
Jesus christ you homo, if you order another round of that clown juice for the table I'm going to break your face.
by Evan W. June 26, 2005