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To smash someone in the groin, especially a male and especially with a blunt object.
Ouch, Bertuzzi just crotched MacInnis!
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Synonym for 'cool', except less socially acceptable. Origins unknown.
I am undoubtedly the crotchest person around.
by Sara November 16, 2004
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A slang or affectionate term for a female friend.
e.g. Wussup crotch

e.g. Hooker

e.g. Bee-yoch
by persian delite July 11, 2008
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Basically a big pussy, or known as a male-bitch. Tendency to have a really gay time with a "crotch" person.
Ya i know, john is a big faggot crotch bitch
by Sam9800 February 26, 2007
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A grumpy complainer. Someone who is never happy, never pleased. Someone who thinks the world owes them something when in fact it doesn't. Someone who is very opinionated and thinks they are always in the right. Someone who gets on your last nerve. An ungrateful bitch. My sister. Bitch hag cunt twatwench
" my sister is such a crotch. I bought her $100.00 worth of tampons and she complained that they weren't the super size kind that she needs for her huge vagina. "
by Biggiantbulb December 27, 2015
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As described by my mom to my older sister as bitchy, rude, and snappy
Your attitude is such a crotch!

Quit being a crotch
by Hugs_for_life December 30, 2016
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