6 definitions by Mike C.

when you're riding in a car with a drink in your hand and you have nowhere to set it down, so you put it in your crotch so you don't have to hang on to it anymore.
"I had nowhere to put my drink so i had to crotch it so i could smoke a cigarette."
by Mike C. February 4, 2005
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The girl that sleeps with everyone and thinks she's important because its her birthday.
Pringles was gangbanged by a bunch of puertoricans yesterday.
by Mike C. October 29, 2003
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University of Massachusetts. "UMass" most likely refers to the largest and most popular Amherst campus.

Also may be refered to as "ZooMass."
Hey, did you hear about that kid from UMass? He got drunk and fell off his hotel balcony! He's in a coma!
by Mike C. December 11, 2003
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When you cum in a womans ear and then say "can you hear me now?".
Yo man, last night a gave this girl a verison!
by Mike C. March 11, 2005
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Short for communtiy thread.
by Mike C. September 26, 2004
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