crotching-it

Hiding the weed (or another drug)

Chief Wiggum: Well if it isn't the doobie brothers.
Lenny: Uh oh, crotch the weed.
(Homer Simpson crotches it)
Chief Wiggum: Smell any drugs, Sergeant Scraps?
(Dog bites Homer's weiner and testes).

crotching-it by HomerSimpson March 5, 2005

crotching-it

verb
stiitng in a lazy slouched position being inactive

BN was crotching-it on the couch

crotching-it by jervis March 3, 2005

Crotchin it 

The act of grinding on a girl while holding her crotch therefor, your just crotchin it.

Damn, you see Luke over there crotchin it with Jhom?

Crotchin it by poop69face69696 October 14, 2009

Catching it in the Rye 

To be shot in the eye with a plethora of different things. Ranging from ketchup, to orange juice, to feces, to skeet.

After Catching it in the Rye: "Ah! I just Caught it in the Rye! How am I gonna get this ketchup/orange juice/feces/ skeet out?!"

Catching it in the Rye by lauren stern December 19, 2008

Clutching it up 

When a motorcyclist performs a wheelie and uses the clutch to bring the front wheel up. This technique is often used at higher speeds, when the bike simply doesn't have enough power to wheelie, or when the rider wants to bring the front wheel up very quickly. It is the most common form of wheelie among stunt riders.

Done by pulling in the clutch and bringing up the rpms a t a rapid pace, and then releasing the clutch while still applying throttle. The sudden surge of power causes the bike to raise much higher than a power wheelie.

Brandon was working on clutching it up today. His power wheelies just weren't good enough for him.

Clutching it up by jebova2301 February 7, 2009

catching it on the backswing 

Recieving a kick to the testicles from the rear; while the testicles are at the height of a backwards swing, forcing them into the rectum.

After catching it on the backswing Corey spent a long night at the hospital having his nuts pulled out of his bum-bum.

catching it on the backswing by Cpt.Doc February 29, 2008

couching it 

Professing your love for a supposed girlfriend in public, while jumping onto a couch.

"Tom Cruise was couching it when he told oprah the news"

couching it by P3Ace January 4, 2006