Cross Eyed Screw 

Where a girl gets screwed so hard that her eyes roll around inside of her head so violently that she ends up with cross eyes.

Dan rooted his girlfriend so hard and fast that she finally gave in and made this high-pitched squeaky mouse noise, and the next thing he knows she was cross eyed. Hence the cross eyed screw.

Cross Eyed Screw by Jbone1983 May 28, 2009

fucked cross-eyed 

Sexual intercourse that is so satisfying that one of the participants temporaryly or perminantly becomes cross-eyed.

Hannah went to the optologist to have her lazy eye checked out, He told her that she had been fucked cross-eyed and that it should return to normal within a week.

fucked cross-eyed by ha haaa December 8, 2014

Cross Eyed Cunt 

The funniest and worst insult you could call a girl.

I called Lillian a Cross Eyed Cunt. She stabbed me shortly afterwards.

Cross Eyed Cunt by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

cross eyed crippler 

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

cross eyed crippler by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

cross eyed crippler 

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

cross eyed crippler by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

cross-eyed

to be totally plastered, drunk, or sloshed

After a few drinks Ivan Batinich became cross-eyed

cross-eyed by Ivan Batinich December 18, 2008

cross eyed curves 

A curvy, voluptuous woman with such large breasts, small waist, and large ass that one can go cross-eyed looking at her body.

Damn! Check out Sally, she's got cross eyed curves!

cross eyed curves by thenicholas1 March 16, 2010