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A person who, at the end of a fist fight has been awarded with two black eyes, usually from a Damacio Page/Marcos Galvao type of beating.
Man, you either gotta send your wife to anger management or learn how to load the diswasher properly, cause I can't have you teaching class lookin' like a cross eyed panda.
by GRYMES October 16, 2009
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A prank performed during oral sex. The male recipient ejaculates up the eye of the individual performing the act upon him. This usually leads to much enjoyment and laughter between the two m&m's.
I really regret letting him do the cross eyed panda... I forgot I had ran out of my eye drops.
by forkyy April 16, 2011

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