a 'crookity' is an virginity of a old, prefirabely retarded individual that is lacking sexual stamina and general hygiene.
'shit m8, i took dis crookity lst nite- was wew soggeh initz'
*loling* 'u wipe away da cobwebs blud?'
*loling* 'u wipe away da cobwebs blud?'
by yoslut November 29, 2010
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