Probably the most delicious pastry you have every eaten in your entire life. Typically made with store bought Pillsbury croissants and stuffed with American cheese. Usually served with a side of mashed potatoes and a Graha grilled steak.
by Dr Wang December 3, 2008
When a woman has a croissant sandwhich shoved up her butt, while the man eats it out, while she screams "MR CROISSANT".
Mr Croissant: Shove it up there bitch!
Hooker: Oh yeah! MR CROISSANT!
Mr Croissant: *Munch munch munch*
Hooker: Yeah, you do a really good Croissant Sandwhich!
Hooker: Oh yeah! MR CROISSANT!
Mr Croissant: *Munch munch munch*
Hooker: Yeah, you do a really good Croissant Sandwhich!
by Is it that obvious? November 27, 2009
" I need to ware underware next time we go tanning to cover up my ass croissant"
"I didnt realize that she got ass croissants when she went tanning"
"I didnt realize that she got ass croissants when she went tanning"
by Chelsea Reinisch July 11, 2008
To be douchely in nature.
Not only are they a fag, But they are also a french fag, thus making the fag more faggly.
Not only are they a fag, But they are also a french fag, thus making the fag more faggly.
by TEWHYLUH May 12, 2009
When a female is sandwiched between 2 hairless unbathed detestable Frenchmen and each of said Frenchmen are both trying to penetrate the same hole at one time
by Mattallica February 28, 2017
A reference to the feeling you have down under when you have vigorous intercourse with an unshaven, hairy male. After this occurance the sensation is very uncomfortable for you feel crusty or flakey like a croissant, as well as fuzzy like a peach.
“Are you okay girl? You ain’t lookin so good...” “I fucked this guy last night, and now I think I got a fuzzy croissant.” “Shit sorry girl I hate gettin a fuzzy croissant.”
by You know who ;)) November 29, 2018