4 definitions by Mattallica

infuriated jellyfish

A short tempered, sassy female on a glorious rampage after being penetrated in the thigh with some form of innocent foreplay

I was trying to get her attention and turn her on by poking her leg when she quickly transformed into an infuriated jellyfish

by Mattallica February 28, 2017

dirty croissant

When a female is sandwiched between 2 hairless unbathed detestable Frenchmen and each of said Frenchmen are both trying to penetrate the same hole at one time

He asked what I wanted for breakfast to which I replied, "definitely not another dirty croissant"

by Mattallica February 28, 2017

serbian flapjack

When a man with an uncircumcised flacid penis smacks a woman in the face with his said penis

She just got whacked in the face with a Serbian Flapjack

by Mattallica December 20, 2016

mundane viscosity

When a man chronically masturbates and the thickness of his semen diminishes over time

He whacked off so frequently, that he has reached maximum mundane viscosity

by Mattallica February 28, 2017