by highongrapes March 21, 2017
A 'croissant' is to dry hump someone rapidly while constantly repeating the word 'croissant' with a french accent. Just for fun.
Boy 1: Hi!
Boy 2: Jumps on Boy 1 and dry humps him: Croissant, croissant, croissant, croissant, croissantcroissantcrossiant!
Boy 3, 4 and 5: ROFL!
Boy 2: Jumps on Boy 1 and dry humps him: Croissant, croissant, croissant, croissant, croissantcroissantcrossiant!
Boy 3, 4 and 5: ROFL!
by Le croissant master April 14, 2009
by Doctor Mantis Toboggan, M.D April 30, 2021
(Kwah-sahn)
1) A delightfully delicious flakey roll, with origins of France, that one would enjoy plain, perhaps with almond or apple butter, a nice jam, or even the very American breakfast sandwich.
2)When a girls vagina is so flakey that they get in your beard during oral sex.
1) A delightfully delicious flakey roll, with origins of France, that one would enjoy plain, perhaps with almond or apple butter, a nice jam, or even the very American breakfast sandwich.
2)When a girls vagina is so flakey that they get in your beard during oral sex.
Jacque: "Won't you fetch me the morning news and prepare me a croissant?"
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Toby: "Kim's pussy was so dry that flakes from her twat-croissant got stuck in my goatee."
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Toby: "Kim's pussy was so dry that flakes from her twat-croissant got stuck in my goatee."
by Mejosh March 23, 2009
“Croissant” he said while he smiled and waved at a French lady because he read on urban dictionary that it meant hello
by Theydidnotdosurgeryonagrape November 26, 2018
The butteriest and flakiest of all the pastries. A polite way of describing a c*** of the highest order.
by Lucky13_85 June 26, 2017
by Snow Storm T April 1, 2009