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crocketted 

What happens when you are trying to gather people to go to lunch, and suddenly an incredibly annoying person overhears your plans and inserts himself into them.
Well, I asked Brian if he wanted to join us for lunch, but then Jason overheard and we got crocketted.
crocketted by omfgsam November 20, 2007
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The Davie Crockett 

When you proceed to have anal sex with a man/woman while wearing a coon-skin hat.
Chris Hawkins asked Jonathan Gluckner to have sexual relations with him. Jonathan proceeded to place a coon-skin hat upon his head, then slowly penetrated Chris's asshole, thus doing the Davie Crockett.

Tubbs and Crockett

You trying to get with Tubbs and Crockett later?
Tubbs and Crockett by Yabels September 10, 2010

Davey Crockett Hat 

a very hairy vaginal area,where the bush continues around the vagina onto the anus and surrounding areas,thus leaving a giant,Davey Crockett hat.
Any questions???
I bet courtney cox has a big davey crockett hat.
some German girls have very nice davey crockett hats
Davey Crockett Hat by seacadi67 October 2, 2009

Crockett 

The baddest, most macho, stylish motherfather who ever walked the planet. Detective James "Sonny" Crockett, played by Don Johnson on Miami Vice.
Wow, that guy is straight-up Crockett.
Crockett by Crockett1984 March 6, 2009

crickette 

Ur such a Crickette @crick.ette
crickette by Crick.ette December 4, 2017

Crockett county 

Crockett county Is located in west Tennessee and Is a town where uneducated rednecks and pregnant teenagers flock. No one really knows much about Crockett except for the fact that they had a std outbreak. Juuling is cooling and lipping is dipping in this county.If u see a lip you better have dip. Yee yee bubba
“Did you hear about that freshman that got pregnant?”
“Yea she’s from Crockett county of course!”
Crockett county by Hillbilly420 December 13, 2018
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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