Croch Meat

1. A male's penis.
A. Having a large penis
2. A female's Vagina.
a. Having a deep vagina
3. Hiding Genitals or oral sex.
4. Vagital sex
5. Anal Sex (Gay or straight)

1. He's playing with his Croch Meat.
A. Heavy Croch Meat.
2. She's poking her Croch Meat.
a. Hollow Croch Meat
3. Putting away that/the Croch Meat.
4. Croch Meat Sandwich.
5. Croch Meat Salad.

by Aaron L. June 27, 2006

croch critters

unspeakable bugs living in the croch

man i pulled her pants off and out of the deep came the croch critters

by scott a garrett September 3, 2006

Kool-aid croch

Another term for a females hormonal activity formally known as a menstrual cycle or commonly referred to as a period. It is the cycle of natural changes that occurs in the uterus and ovary as an essential part of making sexual reproduction possible.

When a girl gets the kool-aid croch, stay away.

by orbit17 September 5, 2014

Croch Goblin

A subject of which a human has pushed from their nether regions.

I hate croch goblins... they just ruin everything.
That's her croch goblin.
My parents want me to have croch goblins. I will cry.

by Local whore October 16, 2022