Croc'o shit 

When someone tells you a bold-faced lie

When your girl comes up and says she's gonna be your baby mama, and you're like hello no bitch that's a croc'o shit.

Croc'o shit by ALicia May April 16, 2008

croc'o shit 

When somebody tells you something that is a bold-faced lie.

When my baby mama said the baby was mine, I told her that was a croc'o shit.

croc'o shit by ALicia May April 15, 2008

Croc-o-douche 

A person who just loves croc footwear. They are constantly talking about how comfortable they are their wide variety of uses.

My buddy is such a croc-o-Douche. He's always talking about his lame ass crocs.

Croc-o-douche by Cbd23 October 16, 2016

Croc of Shit 

Australian insult for something fake, vulgar or generally bullshit. Must be said in an Australian accent, usually pronounced "Croc o Shit" or "Croc a Shit". See Miley Cyrus.

Steve: Did you see Miley Cyrus' latest video?
Sheila: Yeah. What a Croc of Shit.

Brenda: Did you hear Mike went surfing with Elvis Presley's ghost the other day?
Sheila: Yeah. The whole story's a Croc of Shit to me.

Croc of Shit by EdSwag203 November 9, 2013

Croc Offs

Knock off versions of the painfully ubiquitous those terribly ugly and oddly trendy shoes Crocs.

Ashley: That guy would be so cute if only he wasn't wearing Crocs.

Lisa: EWWWW those aren't even real Crocs, they're croc offs.

Croc Offs by Sandersein May 18, 2008

Croc Off

A Croc-Like rubber shoe that isn't actually made by the brand "Croc"

(A Knock Off)

"Man,Crocs are bad but Croc Offs are EVEN worse!!!"

Croc Off by Fat Morgan November 1, 2007

croc-offs 

A type of plastic/rubber shoe, made to look like crocs. People who wear real crocs can actually tell the difference, and think that croc-offs are totally lame.

croc-lover 1: dude, look at that guy's shoes. are those croc-offs really obvious or what?
croc-lover 2: oh man, those tie-dyed pieces of shit don't even look like crocs; they just look dumb.


why would you ever wear croc-offs? if you want to wear rubber shoes, go for the real deal.

croc-offs by mowgli27 August 6, 2008