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Hermit Crabbing 

verb - the act of inhabiting your partners basement bunker(s) with your penis indefinitely until eviction notice is enforced from your landlord.*

*This is not to be confused with soaking
John: Hey Bill! Wanna go see a motion picture?
Bill: I can't, I'm currently hermit crabbing Cindy's basement bunker
John: Still?
Bill: Yeah, she hasn't evicted me yet
Hermit Crabbing by hermitkraber December 8, 2014

Crubbing 

Attempting to masturbate while crying.
Realizing she could never have her true love, Mackenzie spent her evening crubbing until her fingers were numb.
Crubbing by Schistforebrains January 10, 2012

Crubbing 

Crubbing, the act of clubbing and rubbing. I.E clubbing whilst dancing and feeling people up.
Lets go find some girls and go crubbing.

Can't wait to go crubbing with some fitties.

Everyone loves a bit of crubbing
Crubbing by PrincessBewbs June 23, 2014

Crabbing 

Joe: "Hey, want to go crabbing?"
Jim: "What? Isn't that wen a girl sends nudes in this /\_/\ position?"
Joe: "What the fuck? Did you find that on the weird Urban Dictionary website where nine year olds turn every word into some sort of sexual thing? Crabbing is when you go fishing for crabs, dumbass."
Crabbing by Snifflypig March 31, 2021

Chobbing 

The act of having relaxing fun with your friends. Usually involves computer games, films and beers. If you've spent your time chobbing, then afterwards you could say that you've had a chob.
On saturday we got loads of food, beer and films in and spent the whole night chobbing. It was really swift.
Chobbing by swiftpete November 26, 2010

Corn Cobbing

Corn cobbing refers to being destroyed in a debate or social situation, but continuing to deny the destruction has happened until all credibity is lost.

It's a reference typically used in online circles following a popular tweet by shitposter @dril.

""im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob"
Dude is not even aware how bad he's corn cobbing right now. Just give up.
Corn Cobbing by Rosie Lens July 7, 2019