Harriet Critchlow Syndrome 

When a nerdy girl undergoes puberty and develops a pleasurable aesthetic and personality change, appearing as if undertaking more sexual acts ( a girl gets hot and slutty out of nowhere)

Guy:" Dude, did jenny fletcher get hot all of a sudden?"
Dude: "oh yeah man, shes got major harriet critchlow syndrome."

Harriet Critchlow Syndrome by master-pwanker September 18, 2015

crotchload

another way of saying a large amount;
if said by a male, it has a dual effect by saying a large amount while giving credit to the size of his "large" penis

originates from buttload, assload, shitload, fuckload, etc.

"You have any weed?"
"I have a crotchload."
"A crotchload? Does that mean you have alot?"
"I don't know, ask your mom."

"I have a crotchload of work to do."

crotchload by Llerradster February 15, 2006

Critchley 

Is one of the most unpopular names in the world. But yet defines pure awesomness. A person who is called by the name ''Critchley'', has to be so awesome, that none can resist the awesomness, so they have to be their friend. A Critchley usually has a very long penis. Close to 8 inches most of the time.

Wouldn't you love to know a Critchley? I shure would.

Critchley by Telephone Wire November 27, 2010

Crotchlobster 

One who at first sight of a male's genitalia, latches on with the strength of a lobster claw.

Musse is a crotchlobster, b/c he grabed Anson's privates yesterday.

Crotchlobster by Christof October 14, 2004

crotchtower 

A crotchtower is a male's erect penis in pants; implies acute awareness of surroundings. "All along the crotchtower, princes kept their view while the women came and went"

"She's hot. I have a crotchtower."

crotchtower by The Red Bohemian April 20, 2016

crotchlock 

1. adj. the state of getting no sex for a long period of time

JaMarcus ain't called me in forever! I hate when he puts me on crotchlock!

crotchlock by Sophia April 20, 2005