Chritarded

An adjective used to describe how people become retarded around Christmas time

Unbelievable, look at those grown women cat fighting over the Justin Beiber Christmas CD. What total Chritarded morons.

Chritarded by ReReRubberRoom November 30, 2011

Clitarded 

When you can’t find your girls clitoris

My friend Manny can’t make his bitch cum cuz he cant find that clit. He is clitarded!

Clitarded by Brasshouse January 13, 2020

Cretard 

Any creationist who displays an immense amount of ignorance and retardedness while arguing in favour of their religion. In other words, any creationist who argues in favour of religion.

VenomFangX: Evolutionists believe that we came from dirty apes. Well I have one thing to say about that: Wanna bananna? Huh? Do ya? Do you want the bananna?

Any smart person: Dude, you are such a cretard.

Cretard by AeroCooper December 25, 2007

cretard 

The critique of a person/occurrence that shows retarded tendencies or displays ignorance in any way.

It's cretarding time when someone stares blankly at a carton of orange juice just because it said CONCENTRATE.

cretard by crazymanz February 2, 2010

criptard 

1)A Cripled retard
2)a name you call people you dont like

Ya Criptard

criptard by josh November 21, 2003

crimtard 

A crimtard is the unique mixture of a criminal and retard, hence the name CRIMTARD!

"Can you believe they got pulled over with a meth lab in their trunk!?" "I know, what a couple of CRIMTARDS!"

crimtard by Ishhhh January 31, 2010

criptard 

one who is retarded to the max..with the added insult of them also being a crip
gumby and fat can also be added to criptard to increase embarasment..fat* gumby* criptard

Rob-Oi look at that dikhed
Gaz- Yeah i know man
Rob- who dus that fat gumby criptard think he is?
Gaz- i dunno but he sure is criptarded

criptard by robdogggggg June 7, 2007