n. Potent marijuana. See crypto.
"Will you sell me some of that cripto, big smoker?"
Updating your social networking profile with a cryptic/enigmatic statement that suggests you may be experiencing some distress.
Usually this is followed by a concerned friend publicly quizzing you as to the nature of your anguish, to which you reply " I don't want to talk about it on here!"
Cripto Level One: " :( "
Cripto Level Two:: "Meh?"
Cripto Level Three: "Why me?"
Cripto Level Four: "Why do people treat me like this?"
Cripto Level Five: "You'll miss me when I'm gone!"