Top Definition
n. Potent marijuana. See crypto.
"Will you sell me some of that cripto, big smoker?"
by Nobody Fresh January 16, 2005
Updating your social networking profile with a cryptic/enigmatic statement that suggests you may be experiencing some distress.

Usually this is followed by a concerned friend publicly quizzing you as to the nature of your anguish, to which you reply " I don't want to talk about it on here!"
Cripto Level One: " :( "
Cripto Level Two:: "Meh?"
Cripto Level Three: "Why me?"
Cripto Level Four: "Why do people treat me like this?"
Cripto Level Five: "You'll miss me when I'm gone!"
#attention seeking #whine #crypto #enigmug #friend fishing
by ginga-ninja78 August 21, 2010
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