crethe 

Overwhelming grit and grime. An aspect used to describe tasteless muck. Commonly an attribute of anything in an overly saturated market. If static had a personality it would be this.

"I stood up too fast. Now I'm in the crethe's world."

"Crethean garments have taken hold of high fashion and low income art communities across the world."

crethe by grunderbungel February 10, 2020

Cretmeister 

(cret-meister)

A term for describing a person of low intelligence or social aptitude. An idiot, wally, or, in its derived sense, a cretin.

Someone who makes stupid mistakes, or comes out with foolish statements or questions.

"Are you going to the party tomorrow?"
"What? That was last night, ya cretmeister!"

or

"You ever listen to that show, The Absolute Peach?"
"Yeah, that Joe's a right cretmeister!"

Cretmeister by TheAbsolutePeach April 30, 2009

Crete 

Used to describe something that is hot or high in temperature

Man, it’s mad crete in here

Crete by LionToT December 12, 2019

Crete 

An island to the south of mainland Greece that's full of superlatives: beautiful women; interesting costumes; one of the few areas of Greece where the dialects have "ch" and "sh" sounds,unlike pure Greek; and last but not least, very busy-for-the-feet folk dances like Pentozali and Maleviziotikos. Crete is the home of the unusual Minoan civilization, with its red building columns and frequent depictiona of minotaurs and dolphins.

I'm trying to learn the steps to this pentozali from Crete.

Crete by pentozali January 28, 2009

quik-crete creme pie 

The act of filling a perferated condom with fast setting concrete and then taking said condom and inserting into a woman's vagina creating a Berlin wall effect preventing vaginal intercourse thusforth.

"I never wanted to communicate my love rectally but in her most recent relationship she received a quik-crete creme pie."

quik-crete creme pie by barry n mcpeter January 24, 2014

Creatress 

The Creator of the universe and everything in it.

Creatress created the universe...God only provided the funds.

Creatress by HellFish August 10, 2006

crete 

best damn island on earth

I got laid in Hania, Crete this summer

crete by Greg August 22, 2003