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I was eating a flipside cracker/pretzel and thought: Man this is a great cretzel!
by xmxsummer November 24, 2009
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A cretzel is another term for a fart.
That chili made me have to cretzel, damn.
by 'tis January 14, 2010
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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