creamy crack 

Another word for chemical relaxers (perms). Black women use straightening products that must be retouched every 6 to 8 weeks, and become reliant on them, like a crackhead to crack.

Sista 1: Girl, I gotta go to the shop every Saturday to get my hair did.

Sista 2: Why don't you cut off that creamy crack and go natural!

creamy crack by MicaD December 21, 2005

Creamy Crack 

The unnerving sensation that you feel when a mix of anal leakage, sweat and shame collect in your ass crack while you are just trying to live your life in peace. Also referred to as mud butt.

I drank two 40s of Old E last night and ate 12 White Castle rat burgers. Now this creamy crack won't quit and it is making me suicidal.

Creamy Crack by Mad Squabbs July 27, 2017

cream crackered 

Knackered (as in extremely tired). Rhyming slang.

I am cream crackered!

cream crackered by dan September 2, 2004

Bon Voyage Me Old Cream Cracker 

What you say before your flush someone down a toilet.

Sid: You won't mind if I get the bubbles going will ya?
Roddy: Don't do this! I can't swim!
Sid: (Pulls handle) Bon voyage me old cream cracker!

Bon Voyage Me Old Cream Cracker by FlushedAway June 2, 2017

Cream Crackered 

To be extremely tired and exhausted.
Rhyming slang for knackered.

Guy 1: Wanna go out later?
Guy 2: No thanks, I'm Cream Crackered.

Cream Crackered by Teatard January 28, 2009

cream crackered (sex edition) 

It's where two men are carrying someone while fucking them in the ass, without a condom, and cumming inside.
(Hopefully you know what a Sugar Wafer looks like. or filling up a doughnut with something like mayonnaise or something)

Friend 1: Guess what I did with (Blank) the other day!
Friend 2: I'm scared what did you do
Friend 1: We cream crackered (sex edition) (Insert male/female name here).
Friend 2: W....what does that even mean??
Friend 1: It means you creampie someone in the ass while holding them up.
Friend 2: What is wrong with you two

cream crackered (sex edition) by Mew_Thing April 23, 2021

Bon voyage, me old cream cracker 

A reference used when saying goodbye to your 'old cream cracker'.

"Ah, bon voyage, me old cream cracker!" Said Sid to Roddy.

"My old cream cracker! He is a spiffing chum!" Samuel said, patting Jonathan on the back.

Bon voyage, me old cream cracker by evillweevil December 16, 2017