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crazy straw 

What one requires while drinking alcohol. Must be certifiably insane and come in a padded box. Epically awesome. Warning: owner runs the risk of the straw breaking out at night and murdering you in your sleep.
Allison: Hey Ty, I got a six-pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade.
Ty: Well, let me just get my crazy straw and let's go to town and have an epically awesome night!
crazy straw by Parolles February 5, 2010

Columbian crazy straw 

When a man is receiving oral stimulation, just before he ejaculates, he places the head of his penis inside the nostril of his partner, then as the man ejaculates the receiver snorts the semen up into the nasal cavity.
Last night my girl friend asked for a columbian crazy straw, so I blasted my man batter straight into her sinuses.

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026