by adamisaspaz March 04, 2003
The rope came undone and I lost my boat. Damn crapintosh can't even keep my boat from floating away!
by Lost Boat April 04, 2006
by Anonymous June 06, 2003
A shiny brightly colored piece of very crappy plastic that is sometimes utilized for the sole purpose of capturing the attention of little girls and the severely mentally handicapped.
"Wow! Sally I don't know shit about computers but your little niece with down syndrome sure does love to chew on that crapintosh's one-button mouse!"
by Hate Crapintosh August 08, 2004
macintosh computer that is a piece of shit and your computer support techs refuse to help you fix it
by halex March 28, 2003
by crapintosh November 20, 2004
The name given to an Apple Macintosh by PC nerds and IT geeks who feel threatened by the computers simplicity. The interface is so easy to use that one need not go to the IT geek for help, thus making him feel useless.
"Don't buy that Crapintosh, get a real PC and I will personally show you how to protect your system against all the viruses and spyware.
by PC Use'n fool September 05, 2006