Crapigator

Crapigators are mythical giant mutated alligators who were once baby alligators that some idiot flushed down the toilet long, long ago. Now the mythical Crapigator inhabits city sewer systems all across America. In Florida, they really do have Crapigators. Florida Crapigators not only live the sewers but also inhabit drainage ditches, storm water canals AND your back yard. Florida Crapigators favorite snack foods are fresh Chihuahua and toddlers.

Headline from The Weekly World News: "Giant Crapigators invade a Florida preschool school, eat 12 babies and mate with teachers!!!"

Headline from The Weekly World News the following week: “Mutant Human/Crapigator hybrid babies born in Miami!!”

Crapigator by Londa Zack June 1, 2007

crapinator 

some who craps the hell out of others

oh you big moron how can you crap so much in a minute! you bloody crapinator!

crapinator by solarius March 30, 2005

craigtatorship 

A craigtatorship is when on a team of equal members, one member becomes the unofficial de facto leader because of his or her competence and uncontrollable creative energy. A Craigtator may take many large steps with the group to achieve whatever he or she desires, and it usually ends up being great for everyone involved. A Craigtator is at the same time benevolent and tyrannical, a lot of fun and authoritative.

Without Roger Waters taking control of Pink Floyd and turning it into a Craigtatorship, the visionary albums of Dark Side of the Moon and The Wall would’ve never been created.

craigtatorship by Loldogg April 29, 2019