no caparoni and cheese 

An Atlanta way of saying “no cap”. It can also be used instead of saying “cap”.

John: Your girl wants me.
Eric: Caparoni and cheese
John: No caparoni and cheese. She just texted me

no caparoni and cheese by keepingitlitall2019 August 19, 2019

Craptonite 

A turd so powefully foul that it makes you gag

Oh my god I've been attacked by Craptonite!!!!

Craptonite by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

crameron 

A Crameron is a measure of volume referring to how much of yourself can be stuffed into a Volkswagen. It is not defined as a solid object, but rather a liquidy, congealed mass that is able to fill up cracks easily. Can sneak into your car and drive it around if you're not careful.

1. Watch out! Cramerons about!
2. There's still a bit of Crameron under the seats.

crameron by WormadamTrashForm March 22, 2016

Capperoni 

Another form of the word “cap” or “thats cap”

Capperoni

Capperoni by oGBandzz April 26, 2020

chaperon 

1. A person, especially an older or married woman, who accompanies a young unmarried woman in public.
An older person who attends and supervises a social gathering for young people.
2. A guide or companion whose purpose is to ensure propriety or restrict activity

“to see and feel the rough edges of the society . . . without the filter of official chaperones” (Philip Taubman).

chaperon by Johny Bravo May 30, 2008

Capetonian

Someone from Cape Town.

Welcome home, Capetonians!

Capetonian by George McBob August 24, 2009

craptioning 

the process of converting the narration and dialogue of a media production whose content is of dubious value into text and synchronizing its display with the media, usually against one's will

I just wasted five days craptioning that stupid video of the Christmas Party Planning Committee's brainstorming session.

craptioning by Danny Sax October 9, 2008