craptioning

the process of converting the narration and dialogue of a media production whose content is of dubious value into text and synchronizing its display with the media, usually against one's will

I just wasted five days craptioning that stupid video of the Christmas Party Planning Committee's brainstorming session.

by Danny Sax October 09, 2008

Craption

A newspaper heading that grabs attention to a worthless article.

That craption lured me once again.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Craptioneer

Someone who pretends to be a big auctioneer usually on craigslist but only sells really crappy old tools and other people's junk.

Man, I'm tired of all the craptioneer's on craigslist today.

by XpostFacto April 26, 2011

Craption

A shit action movie

Josh: "Hey have any of youse cunts seen Seagal in his latest craption movie?"
Tom: "nah, any good?"
Josh: "Nah mate"

by PabloThePotter June 17, 2013

Craption

Waiting to tell the wife that you are going out of town until she is out of town herself, making sure there is nothing she can do but stew over it the whole entire time she is gone therefore making her vacation totally miserable.

“I just dropped the wife off at the airport, I think I’ll pull a Craption”

by afterglow1208 December 25, 2008

Craption

Waiting to tell the wife that you are going out of town until she is out of town herself, making sure there is nothing she can do but stew over it the whole entire time she is gone therefore making her vacation totally miserable.

“I just dropped the wife off at the airport, I think I’ll pull a Craption”

by afterglow1208 December 24, 2008

Live Craption

A movie combining almost always mediocre to poor quality CGI characters with live action characters. A live craption movie will usually be based an older work aimed primarily at children such as Alvin and the Chipmunks or The Smurfs.

Dude, I heard they're coming out with some live craption Hong Kong Phooey movie.

by Spade Safety August 15, 2011