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Jew Crankies

When jews become upset. Usually brought on by lack of Ben's Deli.
Jew: In g-d's name where is a good Kosher deli around here?! It's fakakta!

Goy: Dude what's up with you

Jew: Oh nothing I just have the Jew crankies
Jew Crankies by A.J. Rolling December 9, 2012

Crafties 

Paul Davis and Chris Rocco are such crafties, they play WoW all day and night and don't have time for their friend Nic. :(
Crafties by Nic... July 24, 2011

no cookies for old crankies 

a term for no conutry for old men or someone who is being a brat whome you where going to give something to but now arent.
"if you keep acting that way there will be no cookies for old crankies"

Bustin Crannies

Eating and drinking so much that all of the nooks and crannies of your stomach are full.
Bro 1: Dude, I'm bustin crannies.

Bro 2: Did you suck too much dick?
Bro 1: Dude, what?! No! I went home for Thanksgiving and we had a turducken.

crankiest 

Bald men with the name of Shawn
Shawn is the crankiest between the hours of 12am and 12 pm
crankiest by GL cool T March 27, 2022