cunkmuffin 

When you secretly plant pubic hair (preferably from the crotch area) into an unwrapped ding dong, wrap it back up as though it has never been unwrapped, and give it to a deserving douchebag to unknowingly eat.

also used as an insult to call someone.

abbreviation: cunkmuff

1) We just gave the birthday boy the last ding dong, but little did he know it was really a cunkmuffin!

2) shut the hell up you cunkmuffin!

cunkmuffin by LeJon August 3, 2009

crankamuffin 

A loving term for being cranky and mildly whiny. Less intense than a crankzilla when you want to be loud and complain non-stop and possibly swear a lot.

I woke up this morning feeling like a serious crankamuffin.

crankamuffin by dup4 November 11, 2013

Crapmuffins

More powerful than just saying crap.

Oh crap muffins I stubbed my toe!

Crapmuffins by Brittany March 21, 2004

rankmuffin 

The best minecraft player know to man

Damn it's rankmuffin

rankmuffin by bigboywholikestoparty February 28, 2021

crackamuffin 

The crack head version of ragamuffin. Also known as a ragamuffin who does crack.

That girl is dressed like a crackamuffin.

crackamuffin by Thereal_crackamuffin420 June 12, 2023

chunkmuffin 

1)a muffin made entirely of unidentified CHUNK (usually chunks of baking powder or non-muffin-textured lumps)usually very digusting

2)a person who is chunky and loveable at the same time - like ME!

1)i nearly threw up on saturday because my 9-year-old sister baked us all chunkmuffins - they were disgusting

2)hey you random chicks! keep your hands off Logan - he's MY chunkmuffin!

chunkmuffin by logan hopkins September 17, 2005

crackmuffin 

friend with which one does crazy things. I.E. throw frappecinos at an ex boyfriend's car.

Yo, crackmuffin, let's start some ruckus this weekend. Ya dig?

crackmuffin by laqueenasaukin May 4, 2010