crankmobile

A noticeably dated or worn model or issue of any object, tool or device that is still heavily used by the owner. A nickname with either affectionate or disgusted overtones for such a device.

Originates from combining the word automobile and the idea that antique machinery often had to be hand-cranked to operate.

Someone smashed my cell phone against a wall, so now I'm back to using the ol' crankmobile.

crankmobile by Eyris August 26, 2006

crapmobile 

In the contrary to shit mobile, a crapmobile is an old, rusty, german automobile. Not only does the crap refer to the quality, but also to the color.

In the flick "I, robot" there is a Volkswagen Beetle that is all rusty. That would be a crapmobile.

crapmobile by chrys March 27, 2005

saltwater crankodile 

a person with all the fun and not dangerous at all personality traits of a saltwater crocodile. usually very cranky and stealthy at the same time, a very dangerous combo.

my neighbor Jillian is a super hottie however she can be such a saltwater crankodile. proceed with the utmost caution

saltwater crankodile by 2pachelbel January 31, 2016