One who displays extreme qualities of intelligence, extreme giftedness, and an extreme skill in many different fields.
Another 100% on your test John, you are such a Crandal.
by Brinza August 27, 2009
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A man, who believes he is straight, however loves things a straight man would just never understand.
I.e. Bath and Body Works, shopping, Romantic comedies, candalls
Dude, why is your roommate such a crandall?
by Garrett Evans January 23, 2008
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The disease most commonly caught by Crandall’s, where the butt crack crusts over with hair and feathers.
Damn son! That Crandall has chronic Crandallitis.
by Billbobagginsin May 10, 2020
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A small lanky man who takes your shit and runs your bills sky high. He will run your things and ruin your life. You should always be careful when dealing with some who could potentially crandallize you. They also will tell you things so much that you have to believe them or suffer severe arguments with them. BEWARE!!!!!
that guy crandallized me good, I'll be in debt for life
by the victim#1 July 9, 2011
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Crandal is an acceptable definition for a man with very little regard for personal hygiene, an irregular countenance (weird looking) and very poor spelling abilities. Crandals are often known to ride unicycles and twirl fire sticks.
"What's that terrible smell? It's awful!"
"Must've been that guy who was swinging on the tram bars."
"Eww, what a CRANDAL."
"Yeah, gross."
by Celooste June 11, 2008
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Robbie crandall is kind of a jerk. Hes popular tho. Everyone simps for him a little bit but most people dont really like him. hes kinda hot tho. if your name is robbie crandall and you live in new jersey you are even worse
wow, robbie crandall’s performance in fiddler in the roof was good, but his personality sucks.
by njdisser April 27, 2023
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The worlds most succulent and potent feminine specimen, whose beauty and voluptuousness are not of this planet. She is hardly a mortal being.
Mrs. Crandall has shown me splendors far beyond the comprehension of man.
by TopPussyCritic November 7, 2023
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