crankage 

Means something is tuff,or lit.Something you crank with,hyped on or fuck with.

That song is the crankage!

That nigga is crankage!

crankage by guccibuttercup March 12, 2019

cakage fee

The fee a restaurant charges to cut and serve a cake when you bring the cake to the restaurant yourself. Similar to the corkage fee to open and serve your own bottle of wine.

We were surprised that the restaurant charged a $22 cakage fee at our daughter's birthday party.

cakage fee by Marty Garnett January 13, 2008

Cranage Pack 

Doing something that goes crazy or being just fucking retarded

Yo look at Jacob he cranking dat cranage pack boy god damn bih jhit go stoopid boy he go craz crazy

Cranage Pack by FloridHype September 16, 2020

crapage

refers to a lot of crap.

a)wheres your maths books?
b) ah! crapage! i left em at home

crapage by bobage December 10, 2006

Crackage 

Women's Butt Crack Cleavage = CRACKAGE. When NO THONG IS PRESENT (no whale tail), only butt crack. CRACKAGE.

"Wow check out that girls crackage, she didn't wear panties today, what a naughty girl."

"So this girl reached for the shoe box, and WOW, her Crackage was Everywhere!"

"I couldn't help but notice your crackage, can I take you out sometime?"

"Nice crackage, you're making me aroused, in the middle of the food court."

Crackage by Big_White_Ya_Know March 7, 2010

crackage 

the offensive view, of the crack of an overweight person's ass, that sticks out above their pants, when bending over or sitting on a backless chair or bench. coin slot

Frank was ruining everyone's appetite at the picnic with his sweaty crackage hanging out of his pants.

crackage by dacabinator June 18, 2007

crankage 

crankage is turning up ur tunage to an extreme level so everyone can here it

"man, this party is lame, we need some crankage of some groovy tunage"

crankage by Remomike July 28, 2006