shawn "clown" crahan 

a.k.a. (#6), one of the founding members of the masked metal Band Slipknot... his nickname comes from the fact that he wears a clown mask on stage during the band's live performances... his equipment consists of 2 empty beer kegs, 2 toms and 2 bass drums... he and percussionist Chris Fehn would supply the backbeat to Slipknot's former drummer, Joey Jordison... during their early touring years, Clown was noted for injuring himself on stage--during Ozzfest '99, he even slammed his head into his kegs, causing an injury that required 39 stitches to heal... Clown has been a mighty contributor to the band in that besides his writing and playing, he has also directed 5 of their music videos as well as their third video album Voliminal: Inside the Nine... Currently, he has the longest tenure in Slipknot at 20 years... Slipknot's frontman Corey Taylor has stated that while Shawn is sane, "Clown" is crazy!

Dude, that mask is creepy. I know, that's Shawn "Clown" Crahan. I wouldn't mess with him, just enjoy the show!

shawn "clown" crahan by MM151 March 17, 2015

Crashanova 

1.One who loves to crash. Physically or Romantically he will fall hard.

2.An athletic deviant who takes extreme pleasure indulging in sex, skating, and candy.

3.A guy from Dallas who taught your girlfriend that thing you like. You are welcome.

1. Mollie: That's the fifth time Crashanova has gone down tonight!

Reb: That's what she said!

Crashanova by Tacos&Tulips February 4, 2010

Cravancy

The craving of some sort of food or thing when you are pregnant.

J - I would love a low-fat caramel macchiato right now.
S - Oh, yeah. That would taste good.
J - No. I mean I would REALLY like that right now.
S - Okay...
J - Man, that would taste so good.
S - Snap out of it!
J - Sorry! I think I was just having a cravancy.

Cravancy by Mister Sparkles December 22, 2008

craha 

A friendly couple that gets all the attention

Person 1: You saw that craha?
Person 2: They think their all that

craha by lagit February 28, 2019

Tom Crehan 

Tom Crehan is a very quiet guy who does not like any attention. He does have an incredible amount of acne on his forehead which makes it hard for people not to look at him. Tom also does not enjoy camera attention at all. If you point any camera at him he will cover his face and run away or inflict physical harm upon the person pointing the camera at him. Tom has a very short temper and often does things he most certainly regrets. Tom is a natural athlete but doesn't try at all or work whatsoever. He also has very attractive sisters.

Tom Crehan was at the beach and saw girls so he ran away.

Tom Crehan by TANKILORD February 12, 2019

crazane 

when something is so crazy that it is insane.

Person 1: I just won free tickets to insert band name here!!
Person 2: No way!! That's crazane!!

crazane by matticulous December 24, 2011

Crapanese 

A hogdepodge of incoherently uttered Asian brand names spewed desperately in one of the following situations:

1) When one claims to speak Japanese and finally gets challenged to do it, although he/she cannot in reality
2) When one is "meeting the parents" of a mad hot Asian chick and gets overly cocky by initiating a conversation with the two words of Korean/Mandarin that he knows and is forced to continue
3) When one stumbles out of a Tokyo brothel upon losing his V-card and needs to voice his unfettered bliss

"So, Tom, you said you speak Japanese! Prove it!"
"...ehhh...Kawasaki...Toyota...Mitsubishi...HONDA!"

"So, you dating my daughter, huh? You better speak some Mandarin!"
"...Maruchan?"

"Dude, you totally lost it to that one hooker back there! You should have seen the look in your eyes!"
"YOKOHAMA! SUZUKI! HIBACHI SZECHUAN KIMCHEE NOODLE!"

All of the above are valid, real-life instances of the Crapanese tongue in action. May result in utter humiliation, castration, or arrest.

Crapanese by Dark_Romanov January 25, 2011