A hogdepodge of incoherently uttered Asian brand names spewed
desperately in one of the following situations:
1) When one claims
to speak Japanese and finally gets challenged to do it, although
he/she cannot in reality
2) When one is "meeting the parents" of a mad hot Asian chick and gets overly cocky by initiating a conversation with
the two words of Korean/Mandarin that
he knows and is forced to continue
3) When one stumbles out of a Tokyo
brothel upon losing
his V-card and needs to voice his unfettered bliss
"So, Tom, you said you speak
Japanese! Prove it!"
"So, you dating
my daughter, huh? You better speak
"Dude, you totally lost it to that one hooker back there! You should have seen the look in your eyes!"
"YOKOHAMA! SUZUKI! HIBACHI SZECHUAN KIMCHEE
All of the above are valid, real-life
instances of the Crapanese tongue in action. May result
in utter humiliation, castration, or arrest.