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The obtainment of much-needed sustenance after an evening of exorbitant substance usage
Coined by C. Lontis circa 2009 in a misguided manner; 'we cracked a macca's run... cracked a macca... crack a mac...' and was mistaken as a witticism by R. Turner
To seek replenishment esp. macca's after a party, conveniently condensed into one confusing word
I cracamaced, she cracamaced, we cracamaced, let's cracamac
Coined by C. Lontis circa 2009 in a misguided manner; 'we cracked a macca's run... cracked a macca... crack a mac...' and was mistaken as a witticism by R. Turner
To seek replenishment esp. macca's after a party, conveniently condensed into one confusing word
I cracamaced, she cracamaced, we cracamaced, let's cracamac
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craccum
Education was cited as one of the leading causes of civil unrest during the 1970's, being unable to ban such practices due to human rights the New Zealand Government cut much of it's funding to reputable universities, leaving those without rich parents to study typing at Te Wananga o Aotearoa.
The Auckland University Students Association however, had other ideas. Rather than leaving university to shear sheep or pretend they were black they recieved grants to create building materials, toilet paper, firewood, cheap clothing and occasionally food by cleverly disguising these resources as a low budget student magazine with zero percent intellectual content, thus being able to spend their own money on ridiculous tuition fees.
A grand success the "magazine" may now be picked up weekly around Auckland University, however recent editions have been laminated making them less suitable for use as toilet paper.
The Auckland University Students Association however, had other ideas. Rather than leaving university to shear sheep or pretend they were black they recieved grants to create building materials, toilet paper, firewood, cheap clothing and occasionally food by cleverly disguising these resources as a low budget student magazine with zero percent intellectual content, thus being able to spend their own money on ridiculous tuition fees.
A grand success the "magazine" may now be picked up weekly around Auckland University, however recent editions have been laminated making them less suitable for use as toilet paper.
First Year - "I love reading Craccum, it's sooo funny"
University Student - "The lamination makes my ceiling waterproof"
University Student - "The lamination makes my ceiling waterproof"
craccum by fakingnovember April 22, 2006
Crauma
A combination episode in which the negative trinity of experience is co-occurring, CRisis, trAUma and DraMA, in a person or event.
The physical image of Crauma manifests as an out of control, disregulared body and mood due an inability to regulate mood and response to events.
Creator of mental illness and disregulation of mood, body and spirit.
The physical image of Crauma manifests as an out of control, disregulared body and mood due an inability to regulate mood and response to events.
Creator of mental illness and disregulation of mood, body and spirit.
Growing up he had experienced a lot of Crauma with very few healthy skills for managing his emotions.
She lived a craumatic laden life.
She lived a craumatic laden life.
Crauma by Namaste_lfk January 12, 2017
crackmail
crackmail is what it is called when a woman, uses her crack to shut a moaning husband, boyfriend up when he finds out something she didn't want known.
Steve: So, what happened when you confronted your missus about doing that hardcore porno behind your back, when she was supposed to be going to see her ill Mother?
Dave: I got crackmailed by the Bitch.
Dave: I got crackmailed by the Bitch.
crackmail by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 22, 2008