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crackerless cracker 

damn there aint no saltines left!? (I'm now a crackerless cracker!)
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crackelass 

to be crabby, moody or otherwise pain in the ass.
Wow, what a crackelass she is today.
crackelass by Greg Stoebner November 5, 2007

Crackeress 

A female Texan who posts crazy stuff about how blacks loved slavery and how Lincoln started the Civil War before he was even inaugurated. She also likes to use made-up words that she finds on Urban Dictionary as real words!!
Crackeress likes to say, "Oh you embicle moran retardo, you are such a rediculos epidologist if you think that the Civil War was about slavery -- it was about tariffs!! The South didn't start the war -- the mean Union troops were firing bricks from their fort at the nice, genteel cannonballs of the Southern gentry. It was so brutal!! Lincoln renig on a promise to let the South expand slavery."

crackeriest 

To be the whitest person that you know. to be so whit that you say purchase instead of buy. If your the crackeriest person you know you might be nicknamed powder, saltine, whitey,salt,sugar or anything else that might be white.
(justin teachout)-Are you guys gonna purchase those or what?

Justin Teachout is the crackeriest person i know
crackeriest by brook kirk August 21, 2006

Crackerness 

When a white person gets a person of another race to do a job that the white person does not want to do.
"I see that Tom committed another randon act of crackerness when he asked Jamal to take out the trash." crackerly
Crackerness by FlyGuyfourthree June 19, 2015

Crackerfest 

When a bunch of racist ass white people gather in a group and socialize.
Guy 1: look at all those ignorant crackers jist standing there.
Guy 2: Yeah, it's a real crackerfest. Let's not go over there.

Niggerfest
Dumbass
Racist
Bitchass
FuckRacists
Crackerfest by TayDub August 11, 2016

Crackeress 

I was watching a documentary that used the word, "negress". My sister remarked, If a black woman or girl is "Negress ", what is a white woman or girl? I responded with "Crackeress". Makes sense to me.

The crackeress was shocked by the negress calling her a crackeress.
Crackeress by Mochagirl February 5, 2023
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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