Crackeress likes to say, "Oh you embicle moran retardo, you are such a rediculos epidologist if you think that the
Civil War was about slavery -- it was about tariffs!! The South didn't start the war -- the mean Union troops were firing bricks from their fort at the nice, genteel cannonballs of the Southern
gentry. It was so
brutal!! Lincoln renig on a promise to let the South expand slavery."