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cracker box 

cracker box is a derogatory reference to the vagina of a sleezy looking white trash female. So nasty and white trash that the idea of fucking her is gross. Any white trash girl, young or old.
Look at that skanky girl, that is one nasty cracker box.
cracker box by Jaemeni June 16, 2008

cracker box 

term used in Polk County, FL meaning a room strictly filled and reserved for white people.
hey john is leaving tomorrow, so we gotta get a white boy in here, to keep it a cracker box.
cracker box by mills5150 May 30, 2013

Cracker box 

A bus or van full of white people otherwise known as crackers
The people in the Cracker box go yap! yap! yap!
Cracker box by FiggyMiggy March 7, 2020

Cracker Jack Box 

A crackerjack box was the disposable cardboard box used to hold popcorn or candy (sweets), though over time has come to mean a similar box or container used to give away rather useless, cheap toys and/or giveaway items. So anything referred to as 'coming out of a crackerjack box' is being derided as useless, cheap or fake.
Did you get your degree out of a Cracker jack box? (ie. your degree in media studies / sociology etc. is worthless)

(From Meatloaf's "two out of three ain't bad"): There ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker jack box (you'll never find a valuable and exotic, vintage car in the bottom of a crackerjack box)
Cracker Jack Box by Nigel An'srid December 17, 2016

Cracker Jack Box 

A rich white person or stupid white person that keeps staring at you because of what you have if your a person of color
Look at the fuckin cracker jack box over there hating on me, fuckin cracker jack wat the hell you staring at
Cracker Jack Box by Jamesindtown September 29, 2007

the whitest cracker in the saltine box 

Alex: "So you want me to have you and 5 of your "boys" come by at 10PM to look at the Car I put on Craigslist"?
Tyrone: "Us Yeah I am rolling 5 deep, and want to pick it up on my way back from Appelton"
Alex" You must think I am the whitest cracker in the Saltine Box"